7 Things You Should Do Immediately Each Morning

Trust me. I’m on the internet.

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Morning is chaos. The sun that enters your room might as well be an airhorn. It’s jarring. I know how brutal it can be… waking up, that is. But stress no longer. I’ve done my research. It’s backed up by science. Real science. I didn’t necessarily get it from a scholarly journal though. Nor a book. Nor a doctor. Instead, I got it from my guy, Rex, who crafted my Turkey Sub on Wheat earlier. He seemed wise beyond his years. And I trust Rex like I trust my gynaecologist. After all, what he said was probably backed up by science!

Plus, my qualifications should be more than enough to convince you.

For starters, I’m on the internet. Thus, I’m legit. Not just anyone can write something online. Only the select few, the haves, know how to type and hit publish. Second, I’ve woken up nearly every single day this year. Come to think of it, I’ve woken up nearly every day for almost three decades. I know what I’m talking about! So let’s get into it. If you want to have a solid morning, do the following seven things as soon as you wake up.*

Eat a handful of raw squash

If you’re not eating a handful of raw squash first thing each morning, I honestly don’t know how you’ve made this far. Squash is the catalyst…